Friday, October 23, 2009

Free Samples

When I get into a certain mood, I like to look for free samples on the internet. Sometimes the free sample sites make you endure endless solicitations for magazine subscriptions or time shares in Puerta Vallarta before you get to the goods. Usually I ignore these. However, if they only want an an address and a birthdate (I always falsify the birth date) and I am interested in the product, I'll send away for it. I'd like to tell you about three products I found using this method. I love them!

Kerasal: If your heels crack, or you get weird calluses on your feet, (I really hate the cracking heels) a wee bit of this ointment every day will keep the problems under control.

Stopain: Stiff neck? Irritable knees? Good old fashioned lower back pain? Get Stopain, you'll love it. (I like the spray.)

QR Powder: If you cut yourself, sprinkle some of this powder on the wound. The powder will instantly cause the blood to coagulate and form a scar. I've heard from some Iraq war vets that the Army equips them with a powder they dump into wounds to stop bleeding. Do you suppose I'm putting the same stuff on my paper cuts that soldiers use to stop each other from bleeding to death?

http://www.kerasal.com/
http://www.stopain.com/
http://www.biolife.com/

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

You must show me these modern miracles when I visit ...

November 16, 2009 at 8:54 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home