Brett Favre

For quite a few years I've been waiting for Brett Favre to GO AWAY. Now I don't mind if he puts on a suit and provides TV commentary. I also quite enjoyed his rather wooden performance in "Something about Mary" (especially the so called "dancing"). I just would rather not see him playing football. I made it a practice when I attended a Bears-Packers game to spend a few moments visualizing his induction into the Hall of Fame, with the hope of hastening that event!

Anybody who's still reading probably is aware of the Dance of Retirement that Brett has been doing in the past few years. My personal opinion is that his wife and kids don't want him around the house 12 months a year because he gets on their nerves. Hence they encourage him to keep playing. The last time he played the Bears at Soldier Field (I wasn't there. I saw it on TV) it was in December and he looked absolutely miserable. "He's gone, he's gone," I thought to myself.

But no! He came back the next year and played for the Jets. I was able to ignore this. Now it's the Vikings and we are subjected to the sight of his grizzled countenance on TV Sunday after Sunday.

BRETT FAVRE: PLEASE GO BACK TO MISSISSIPPI OR LOUSIANA OR WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM!

Also to the Bears offensive line, could you please try to stop other teams from knocking Jay Cutler on his ass? I don't think it's helpful.