GNC Complete Body Cleansing Program

Do you ever feel toxic? I know I do (frequently). With 'we live and hope' being one of my mottoes, I decided to try the above-mentioned General Nutrition Complete Body Cleansing Program. This program requires four doses daily for two days of a liquid "complete detox formula." (GNC also has detox products that require you to use them for longer periods of time, but I feared that lack of discipline, laziness, or short attention span might interfere with my correct execution of the program, so I went with the easiest one.)

This product makes up quite a tasty drink, and it was no hardship to down a dose four times a day. As for results, I can tell you that I slept most of the day after finishing the detox, and my excrement turned some strange and memorable colors. Hopefully these phenomena were caused by the discharge of toxins! If you do decide to try this detox, and you live in Chicago, be sure to go to the GNC at the Gateway Center (Clark and Howard), or the one next to the Berwyn El stop, and give my friends Bobby and Barclay some business!

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